Real Tawk

Cum the fuck on man, real tawk.

Wingsofredemption is a fat pig, real tawk.

by Randive July 15, 2020

real ass dude

An urban gent who is in tune with his sensitive side, but mainly predicates his ego as being "tough" or "possessing street smarts". He is relentlessing hard working and never loses sights of achieving his goals.

That Luis J. Gomez is a Real Ass Dude. You should see the time he spent making Skankfest amazing!

by benrecuz July 8, 2017

Birds Aren’t Real

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.

Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

by BAR Activist October 6, 2020

Is this the real life?

When you hear these words on the radio, you better shut up and listen. Queen is about to blow you away.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

by DaveyMaBobber November 12, 2007

The struggle is real

A (generally) ironic saying often used in place of the saying, "first world problems". Has slightly more urban undertones than "first world problems". Denotes a situation where the user wishes to express that they are encountering some sort of undesirable difficulty, but dealing with it. With irony, it has a comical effect of dramatizing a non-critical, yet undesirable situation.

Tom: I had to walk to class today because my bike got a flat tire.
Adam: Must've been real hard, man.
Tom: Yeah. The struggle is real.

by nobranknerms October 11, 2013

shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.

Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

by Darrel charleston July 20, 2008

for real for real

Used to imply complete seriousness. Honestly.

For real for real, when I walked in the room, he was making out with the dog.

by th3m0nk October 14, 2005