A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.
I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.
by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011
Get the poongress reportmug. You must remember to have the new cover sheet for these reports, otherwise Bill and everyone else in the office will annoy you.
by Austin James April 6, 2004
Get the TPS reportmug. by B-money April 14, 2005
Get the TPS Reportmug. When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.
P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.
by m055 October 18, 2009
Get the scouting reportmug. Self-indulgent wordy twaddle, vaguely related to putting one foot in front of the other (the art of running) for an extended period of time. The key to writing a good Ultramarathon Race Report is in an over dramatisation of actual events & experiences which adds to the mystique of Ultramarathon running to the untrained observer. Extended essay-length accounts of a niche sport (Ultramarathon running) they are usually read only by other Ultramarathoners, running geeks, mental health professionals, the very bored or the author - but mostly just the author.
To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.
To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.
Steve's running a 100km Ultramarathon through remote bushland this weekend; I can't wait to read all about it in his race report.
by Lucky Wise Fool June 7, 2020
Get the Race Reportmug. A trip report is how someone documents their experience after they take psychoactive drugs. The trip report is usually a at least few paragraphs and contains the things they saw, the things they felt, and how they were otherwise affected by the drug.
Some can be lame, like
'I got paranoid and went to sleep'
But some can be cool, like
'...I was whisked into another world filled with happiness and understanding. I navigated an endless 4-dimensional room full of diamonds and spoke with God...'
Some can be lame, like
'I got paranoid and went to sleep'
But some can be cool, like
'...I was whisked into another world filled with happiness and understanding. I navigated an endless 4-dimensional room full of diamonds and spoke with God...'
by bongfondler September 27, 2022
Get the Trip Reportmug. information given on blogs, home pages, text, feeds ,etc…
regarding anything to do with fashion and the places we go. The same thing as a style report.
and to comment to others about someones outfit’s
regarding anything to do with fashion and the places we go. The same thing as a style report.
and to comment to others about someones outfit’s
You weren’t at the party last night but I have to give you my “Frock Report” The new restaurant was very cool and full of stylish people. You gotta check out my blog to look at all the pics. The outfits were fantastic.
by frockreport January 15, 2010
Get the Frock Reportmug.