poongress report

A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.

I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.

by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

TPS report

You must remember to have the new cover sheet for these reports, otherwise Bill and everyone else in the office will annoy you.

You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports.

by Austin James April 6, 2004

TPS Report

A burdensome report that Peter must produce in the movie "Office Space."

Uhhh...yeeahhh..I'm gonna need you to put a cover memo on that TPS Report.

by B-money April 14, 2005

scouting report

When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.

P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.

by m055 October 18, 2009

pharm report

like "Farm Report" and "Heart-Beat Post" a notice from a friend that they took their meds today

Uncle tweet: "I took my meds this morning, so you don't have to ask for a pharm report"

by rocksandshoal November 28, 2009

rage reporting

When a person gets so mad in a game from being killed that they report the person who killed them.

Guy 1: “Why were you banned?”

Guy 2: “I got rage reported.”

Guy 1: “Why was he rage reporting?”

Guy 2: “He claimed I was ‘hacking’.”

by ppdestroyer49 February 19, 2019

Trip Report

A trip report is how someone documents their experience after they take psychoactive drugs. The trip report is usually a at least few paragraphs and contains the things they saw, the things they felt, and how they were otherwise affected by the drug.

Some can be lame, like
'I got paranoid and went to sleep'

But some can be cool, like
'...I was whisked into another world filled with happiness and understanding. I navigated an endless 4-dimensional room full of diamonds and spoke with God...'

Bro, I got so bored last night I was reading trip reports about Benadryl.

by bongfondler September 27, 2022