relief light

When a man lights and smokes a cigarette while peeing outside.

The best part of smoking is having a relief light.

by Rajtinka January 21, 2014

Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.

Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.

by Green Pill December 30, 2019

Relief

Feeling that soldiers of color feel when going to fight in Iraq, Syria or Afghanistan.

For the first time, people of color get to be in a position of privilege over Caucasians.

Seeing over-privileged Caucasians bomb themselves until the Roman ruins in their country are destroyed, then being able to have Muhammad as a slave?

Talk about black/Native Revenge. 👣👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🤡☺️🦄

I would feel relief if I could get Muhammad to behave, act civilized and learn his place..

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024

Relief, relUief, relieF

Relief, relUief, relieF

Relief, relUief, relieF

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.

A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

Pocono Hand Relief

Autoerotic Asphyxiating whilst hunting for deer in the Pocono mountains.

Guy 1: Jimmy went on vacation to the Poconos
Guy 2: What's he doing there?
Guy 1: I heard he's doing a Pocono Hand Relief

by trentonsouper69 May 22, 2024

great flush of relief

Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".

It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!

by QuacksO December 30, 2018