Trucker Ready

When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.

Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.

by Madpuppy November 13, 2014

ready smile

Generally speaking, the facial expression of easy going people. In some situations, it could be a signal of being excited and willing to have sex.

A ready smile is easy to find when you visit Bangkok.

All the folks on those ED commercials on TV seem to have ready smiles.

by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

ready roll

adverb. 1. to go to sleep in the clothes you are planning to wear the next day, so when you wake up your ready to roll out.

2. to go to sleep with the clothes you wore the night before.

I knew I would not have that much time to get dressed for work this morning, so I slept ready roll last night.

Tamara was so sleepy after the party last night, she slept ready roll.

by Jebediah Freeman February 19, 2008

Rapture Ready

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.

I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.

by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009

i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

by pugman 24 February 15, 2022

Hexham Ready

To be clean shaven in the nether regions before a big event/night out

Stancer: were getting a taxi in 20 mins

Angus: give me 30 I need to get hexham ready

by gustavoconfirmed April 4, 2019

ready for rain

Originating in the Pacific Northwest, this term can be used to describe a person or group of people as being chill, laid back, "go with the flow" types. "If it rains, oh well, we'll make do". They're cool to hang around with because they aren't prima donnas or drama queens.
Alternatively used to more literally describe a laid back/outdoorsy style of dress usually involving hoodies/sweaters, wind breakers, or other water resistant layer to ward off potential inclement weather.

I was hanging out with a new group of people my friend introduced me to but one guy was being a real twat, the rest of them were ready for rain though.

by F0xGl0ve December 21, 2018