rudetorical question

A question whose purpose is only to offend, not to answer.

Mom: Why are you wearing your hair that way?

Daughter: Do you really want me to answer that, mom, or was that just a rudetorical question?

by rjose December 31, 2008

Bum Question

A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.

*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."

by Vaganus October 14, 2010

webtorical question

A question you ask over an open online forum, where you can easily Google the answer to. It's the on-line version of a rhetorical question.

"That reminds me, is Stalag 17 out on DVD?"

"Why would you ask me when Google is available?"

"It was just a webtorical question."

by briareos02 June 6, 2013

Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

Cookie question

A very interesting math question from Nick Fuentes, it goes like if I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day how many cookies can i make in 5 years.

The Cookie question definitely got me thinking, i would guess it would be around 400,000.

by Ben_Shapiro_838 April 16, 2021

Period question mark

A woefully cringey grammar error, where the individual whom is typing an question end up putting a period (.) and them a question mark at the end of their sentence.

What has my life come to.?
(period question mark)

by Somebodyyouusedtokno May 7, 2017