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quantum conversation

When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.
I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.
by Tomlacko October 29, 2022
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quantum revolver

A state of mind which exceeds the limitations of the brain by actions which change the course of a game last second
The blue team beat red team in the last minute, because the striker unleashed quantum revolver.
by BuffGnome February 5, 2023
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quantum dating

In romantic terms, that practice which constitutes the smallest possible amount of dating, which can still be considered dating.
I meet Caroline on the way in to work at the same time every day, and for the smallest fraction of a second longer than would occur strictly by chance our eyes lock together, and nothing else worth noting happens but we're cool about it. I guess you could say we're quantum dating.
by Fearman January 4, 2008
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Quantum Electrodynamics

You randomly and indeterminably have sex in various positions (simultaneously) at a speed which generates electrical charge.
My girlfriend and I were having awesome Quantum Electrodynamics last night, but then my roommate observed us and collapsed the wave function.
by Scientific Anomoly November 1, 2010
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quantum entanglement

Now that would be telling.
by Buddhabing November 4, 2004
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quantum theory

a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving tranference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.
Now do you understand the Quantum Theory? g-o-o-o-o-d
by hawk May 29, 2003
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