Magic Putter

This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.

Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....

by MadDogC October 16, 2012

Puterus

Puterus: The combination of male and female sex organs in one extravagant and fabulous human being.

A guy could love on my puterus OR I could love on a girl with my puterus, my puterus can recieve or give love from any angle.

by Pen Sovereignty November 21, 2010

barrel putter

a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration

i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother

by jimbob jr March 2, 2004

Premature Puller

When someone pulls the car door handle at the same time someone is unlocking the door in turn keeping the door locked. Therefore that someone who tried to open the door is a premature puller

Unlock my door! Then quit pulling the handle you premature puller.

by Christopher Edward Miller September 29, 2008

Puter

A term old people use for "computer" or PC when they want to sound hip.

Old person: I was dinking around on the 'puter last night and found the funniest webpage! Do you get the L. O. L. cats?
GeekSquad employee: Ma'am, there's a line forming behind you...

by Classic Bat March 9, 2010

puter

puter is a short for of the word computer.

My puter is broken! I have to get it fixed!

by petiteash January 18, 2006

putter

n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.

Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.

by DanEvans April 5, 2010