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prostitute

Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.
At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.
by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009
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Prostitute in a Cup

A delicious brownie thats happens to be made in a small paper cup. Its a "prostitute" because you pay money to eat it out.
Jane: What's for desert?
Bob: A Prostitute in a Cup!
Jane: Oh! My favorite!
by ilovebrownies July 21, 2009
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rich prostitute

Pretty much a whore who once fucked a rich guy and after they fell in love and got married but the ex-whore who now is a wife and a possible mother, is beginning to be a bitch about everything and is a fucking alcoholic; so the rich man divorces her and as part of their divorce the snobby bitch gets good amount of money. unfortunately sh soon realizes that the money is not gonna last long since she's spending on drugs and alcohol the whole time so she decides to go back to what she does best and becomes a..... rich prostitute
WOW! look at that whore, she must be a rich prostitute, she's wearing a diamond ring
by sepsthebigS May 14, 2011
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promstitute

A person who in one year, goes to more than one prom not including their own.
Bob: Hey guys, I'm going to the junior AND senior prom and I graduated last year!
Fred: You're such a promstitute!
by Myrddin April 14, 2003
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penny prostitute

when a prostitute is so damn poor she will do anything for a couple of penny's
pimp a: ayo slim thug aint you see my hoe queentisha?
pimp b: aint no way she worth moe' then a penny prostitute
by lilwerm November 29, 2009
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prostituent

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker
She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.
by CarMono November 22, 2011
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Baby Prostitute

Prostitutes who are still naive enough to think they can cover up their shame and stench of bad decisions by pouring on perfume. They aren't hardened by their career choice they still have hope.
Nicholas walks through the office smelling like a baby prostitute.
by PinupVader January 31, 2014
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