Promstitution

Going to prom with a "promstitute" only for the guarantee of after prom activities.

I have decided to not partake in promstitution and instead hang out with my friends.

by Delaplace March 30, 2008

unmotivationaization prostitutionalizationism

a colony of lazy prostitutes

"man detroit is full of a bunch of unmotivationaization prostitutionalizationism"

by bottems up May 9, 2009

Prostitution

The easiest solution to fixing unemployment.

I was living in a box until I started working at a prostitution warehouse; now I live in a nice motel room.

by bg<3 April 20, 2011

Promstitution

Paying upwards of $100 for prom and prom-related expenses while remaining mostly interested in the horny, sex-crazed activities that follow.

%: Dude, why are you shelling out for prom? Do you even have a date?
&: Naww, it's really just promstitution.

The naked man at post-prom was clearly a promstitute.

by Electrollysis June 3, 2011

Prostitutionalist

Someone who is an ardent supporter of a prostitute's right to sell their services.

Janice and her fellow prostitutionalist staged a public protest against laws forbidding them from hoeing.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

prostitutian

adj Having prostitute-like qualities.

That girl's shirt is so prostitutian; you can obviously see that she stuffs her bra.

by Asiaticc March 27, 2009

prostitution

Prostitution, n. The act of selling sex and/or sexual favours in exchange for money, drugs, or chickens, depending on local currency and exchange rates.
Illegal in nearly all countries worldwide. Politicians put it down at every opportunity, despite their frequent use of these "ladies of the night"
The most frightening aspect of prostitution is not the act, which is merely pornographic movies without the studio and piss-poor acting. The money from prostitution usually finances drug pushers, who in turn finance other criminal acts. Thus you paying to get your rocks off with some drug-addled whore in Soho could be indirectly funding things like 7/11 or even 9/11.
It is the oldest profession in the world.

Single man, driving in car: Hey babe, fancy showing me a good time?
Lady of negotiable affection: S'gonna cost ya.
Single man: Sure, I just wanna blow my load.
He gets what he wants, she gets what she wants. He probably gets a veneral disease too but hey, we can't all be winners.
This is the lowest form of prostitution.

by Jono Drew August 19, 2007