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Nigger Protection Program

A place frequented by Niggers. They are held there to protect them from members of radical races. Although Due to the build up of so many Niggers it is no longer a safe place.

AKA: Prison
Man 1: Man, If I see that Nigger that stole my car I'll kill that black sum' bitch.

Man 2: Yeah he's lucky he's in the Nigger Protection Program!
by Samuel Clemons March 31, 2010
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Witness Protection

A program that Michael De Santa from GTA V was in. Witness protection is security provided to a threatened person providing testimonial evidence to the justice system, including defendants and other clients, before, during, and after a trial, usually by police. It is also used at war crime trials.
Don't tell DarkViperAU
Michael was never in witness protection, witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything
by LightViperUS October 5, 2021
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Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Protection Rod

The Protection Rod is a heavenly gift bestowed to mere mortals to save them from their daily fears and nightmares. Most protection is gained from sitting on the Protection Rod. Its said that it gives the person feelings of safety and a deep deep sense of getting loved.
Angel was having a real bad time he couldnt sleep and was scurrred of EVERYTHING!!! but he sat on the Protection rod now he feels safe and loved.
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Protection

U use this while having Sex. or well u are SUPOSED to use it if u dont want a Baby :
yah that guy didnt use protection so he has a kid now :
by graceafina120 January 14, 2007
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restitution to the institution of prostitution

paying child support for a kid you did'nt ask for and did'nt want when you paid basically for a night out with a bitch now heres a damn kid
by the enforcer.. the giver May 19, 2011
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Prostitution

The illegal act of being paid for sex but it's not illegal if there is a camera involved.
Prostitution is how I got every STD know to man kind.
by Nickypoospriv March 1, 2017
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