Top Props

The highest recognition a person can receive for their actions and accomplishments.

1. Jake was totally the top props man of Oakridge High: he could get Annie Meyers, the most picky yet hottest girl in school, to go crazy about him.
2. Alyssa Young became the top props entertainer in her circle of friends: she could sing, dance, play the guitar, was an excellent bartender, a great poker player, and the smoothest card mechanic
the world had ever seen.
3. Even though the bastard is crazy, I give Michael Murdock top props. He could seriously sell me an imaginary friend and I would buy it. He's that great of a speaker.

by solitude92 March 22, 2009

Poo Props

Giving acknowledgement or congratulations to a person who generated a large-sized or stinky poop. Usually given to someone who experiences poo pride.

Wow, Ted, my eyes watered when I walked into the bathroom after you. Well done. Poo Props to you.

by jigglebelly1 September 2, 2011

feather my props

lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)

i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch

i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

Fast poops

Diarrhea

That Mexican food gave me the fast poops.

by Gabriel Lewis September 1, 2013

Oopsie poopsie

something you say when you make a large oopsie doopsie.

person 1: i accidentally systematically killed 9.8M people. my death ratio is now higher than hitler's. i have officially made the biggest oopsie poopsie of my life

person 2: ok

by Samueliscool223 October 13, 2021

Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.

"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."

by andrewbw October 16, 2008

Papa's Poops

The uncontrollable diarrhea you get after eating Papa John's pizza. Better ingredients, better laxative, Papa John's.

That was pretty good pizza we had last night but now I've got Papa's Poops. See also Domino's Dump

by BigD1227 January 12, 2011