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procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.
I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate
by cosmic-n March 5, 2024
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Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.
I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!
by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020
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Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.
If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.
by dicktoe August 30, 2016
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