preston is preston, a non fat BIG BONED race car obsessed sociopath. He loves to terrorize his younger siblings and loves to smell yogurt in his spare time. his fav subject is math and he smells like grahm crackers and band-aids. He has braces, no eyebrows, and very little hair. He LOVES SKYLAR, MACKENZIE, AND KAM. we are his bffs4L. hes from the ghetto aka flo-ri-dah as so he says. but hes really from wisconsin.
by Fuck lannika April 17, 2022
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by Jay.Wolf November 10, 2020
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by brandon long December 12, 2022
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by faithful123456789 November 16, 2018
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Preston Baer: everything is simply a shape a form an identifier to let others recognize me as me. But then.. What am i? Is this me... My true self? My fake self? what is it that I am? NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!! -an everyday shinnie
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