Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

by NB44 October 4, 2017

premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.

Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.

by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017

Premature Handshakulation

The act of going for a handshake, and closing your hand prematurely, gripping your partner's hand anywhere from the knuckles to the finger tips, instead of the intended palm of his or her hand.

"Wow. Colton has a bad case of Premature Handshakulation.."

by MassiveBeardsFTW November 26, 2011

Premature Dropulation

When someone, usually a DJ, drops the beat after a long build up to early or "prematurely".

Man that DJ kept suffering from Premature Dropulation last night

by wHICKER JB August 12, 2011

Premature Ejobulation

Telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.

When you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through HR first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call HR and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you've already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of Premature Ejobulation.

by AJA1 November 24, 2011

premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

by Fireball D May 7, 2009

premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009