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Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?
by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024
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the biggest poutine in the world

The BEST Canadian book ever by French-Canadian author Andrée Poulin. About a boy who struggles with depression because his mom left him (for alcohol) and his dad barely cares about his life. It also won the silver birch award (award for Canadian books) seriously go and read it now!
Have you read " The Biggest Poutine in the World" yet?

YASSSSS IT CHANGED MY LIFE!!!
by Canadiancookie13 August 20, 2017
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Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.
I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.
by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020
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Alabama Poutine

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.
"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"
by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024
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Poutine Fingering

A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia
Yo I gave myself a poutine fingering last night
by 6Ferdabois9 June 10, 2018
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meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.
I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.
by little_wing December 5, 2017
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poutine pizza

an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis
I need something quick let’s grab some poutine pizza
by Klinkhammer January 28, 2025
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