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Porridge Wogs

A true term used for scottish people.
According to Nick's grandma.
' the problem with Scotland is, its full of bloody Porridge Wogs.'
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Porridge Wog

Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.
There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.

Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011
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plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.
Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge
by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011
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Gerry Porridge

Crazy Guy, loves cocaïne and his mother Liesbeth. Lives in leather pants.
by Flip case hoesje November 24, 2021
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love porridge

Bill dripped love porridge on Monica's dress, leaving a stain of global proportions.
Hot love {porridge }
by NWA10000 April 20, 2014
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Dutchman's Porridge

The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea
Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left
by Benza August 2, 2019
mugGet the Dutchman's Porridgemug.

Porridge guzzler

Cameron was caught swallowing a queer team members spunk!! What a Porridge guzzler!!!
by Scotte so fucking hotte September 25, 2023
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