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Porchie

Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens
Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.
by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020
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Pornhub

Person 1: Want to look at some OnlyFans models?
Person 2: Nah, we have Pornhub, it’s free.
by Deathdhiskey May 19, 2021
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pornhubalicious

Someones who dirty, scandalous and a slimy sexy diva
"Are you pornhubalicious?"
"You bet your scandalicious butt I am!"
by dildussysmith June 18, 2023
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Mr Popham

A robotics nerd who wears khaki pants and polo shirts. He knows the way to an “eeff”
The two million dollar Mr Popham is the greatest artwork ever made
by Tylard February 3, 2018
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Office Porching

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama
hey guys we should go office porching right now
by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022
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Porch Beer

Here is the porch beer recipe. It can only be made in the summer.

1. Buy a bunch of Heineken. This is the raw ingredient necessary for the brew. No substitutions with quality beer allowed.
2. Put it in a cooler with ice and a bunch of other beer and a turkey/tomato/mayo/lettuce/Swiss wrap. Let part of the sandwich fall into the ice.
3. Leave the cooler on the back porch in the sun for a month. Do not drain the water or pick out the wrap.
4. Open the cooler, and clean everything up. Throw out all the other brands of beer and wash teh Heiny bottles under your backyard spigot to get the cap rust off and to clean off the botulism from what was the turkey wrap.
5. Line the beers up on the same bench you have the upended cooler drying out on. Ensure this location gets the sun/rain/wind, etc.
6. Leave beer in the sun for a month or more.
7. Put beer in fridge.
8. Drink and stand the fug back.

Note: Author is NOT responsible for what happens to you, or those around you, your loved ones or your marriage.

Author's stomach and intestines have been hardened by food poisoning in Turkey, by undercooked lamb and sheep testicles in South Africa, balut in the Philippines, swamp crawdads and by years of bad cooking. The novice porch beer maker with a Wonder bread stomach could be KILLED.

May God have mercy on your soul.
Last year's foolhardy porch beer experiments are still haunting my colon.
by NYA RW June 11, 2011
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steamy poophouse

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.
"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."
by Frank4 January 11, 2009
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