Evil Poptart

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.

"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"

by Negative November 11, 2003

poptart

pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack

poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.

by _bang December 28, 2005

poptropica

Poptropica® is a virtual world in which kids explore and play in complete safety. Every month, millions of kids from around the world are entertained and informed byPoptropica's engaging quests, stories, and games. To the joy of many kids around the world, Poptropica launched in September, 2007.

After I'm finished with my homework I'm going to play games on Poptropica.

by Master Mime August 29, 2019

Poptart

1) In my area, a poptart is a word to describe those who are bent on the new culture of music, Pop being the leading, closely followed by any R&B or Hip Hop artists. As in they only listen to their type of music and bash any other type of music they listen to. They tend to have no reguard for other types of music, and continue their violent rampage on making 'their' type of music the 'number one'.

2) A tasty snack that can be eatten in the morning.

1) Person number one: Hey! Have you checked out that System of a Down CD?
Poptart: No way! OMG! That music is like, so stupid! I only like MY music. Like Brittney Spears, and HILARY DUFF, and BLACK EYED PEAS! OMG!~ MY HUMPS!!!121!

2) Person number one: I ate poptarts this morning!
Person number two: No fair! I just had that nasty poisoned school lunch.

by Took December 28, 2005

Poptical Illusion

Certain patterns on baggy pants that make a girls butt look larger or even in massive tense

Ashlyn's pants are a poptical illusion

by Gabebailey May 26, 2015

poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006

popjob

When a person has a bowl or bucket of popcorn in his/her lap, and an accomplice (the giver of said popjob) extends his/her neck into the popcorn vessel in order to satisfy both parties' needs

"Dude, Becky give me the totally best popjob yesterday at the movie theatre!"
"No way man! I heard she gave Tim a DoritoJob yesterday

by happypandabear June 23, 2010