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pootie trap 

Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
pootie trap by DenGonzo December 9, 2012
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pootie hammer 

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!
pootie hammer by Chicke454 November 7, 2017

Pootie Park 

a cute little korean lady that likes to fart, yell, meow, poop, scream, laugh, and snort. Pootie is one of the cutest people you will probably ever meet. She is so full of life and makes you laugh. She has the most genuine heart and is so caring. She is a little scary tho...
Girl 1: Ugh she's so lucky her mom is a Pootie Park
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!
Pootie Park by ooga booga pooga November 25, 2021

Pootie stick 

A stick you Carry around for good luck
It’s important that I bring my pootie stick to school
Pootie stick by anonymous December 29, 2021

Pootie Bitch 

The next step above just being a regular bitch. The king/queen of bitches. The most derogatory term so offensive that it causes people that overhear it to "poot" (fart).
That's it. You've pushed me too far! You sir, are a Pootie Bitch! *poots*
Pootie Bitch by Flay The Skin February 16, 2022

pootie doo 

Somewhere on your body, you dont want to be hit.
Caught-tamn, she hit brah in the pootie doo!

Pootie pow

A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina
“I just gave her a pootie pow
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”