poopometer

A device used to measure the potency of poop.

1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.

by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

Poophoria

The state of bliss one finds themselves inhabiting after the perfect bowel movement.

After the world's most epic dump, a person experiences intense feelings of well-being, elation, happiness, excitement, and joy, otherwise known as Poophoria.

by DeadSeaTrolls January 26, 2014

poopkins

A term of endearment used between gay men.

You look simply fabulous in that bomber jacket, poopkins!

by star February 4, 2003

poopoo

lol

I dropped massive poopoo in her father

by McPurps October 10, 2019

poopcock

An exclamation useable for anymoment but best reserved in a casual setting when no better word is available. poopcock poopcock among us, among us is a popular game created by dababy west!

Man 1: My mom died today
Man 2: Dude that sucks I'm sorry for your loss
tim: shitdick poopcock dead mom momento
Man 1 and 2: aww tim you always were a jokester
Man 3: sus!

by beakyleak April 29, 2021

pippity-caca-poopoo

Another smart ass fancy word for shit. Listen to "Big Weenie" (Track 11) on Eminem's album "Encore" for the word.

My pippity-caca-poopoo stunk up the whole house, which led to the suicide of my family.

by Bob Mruczek June 3, 2006

poopocalypse

A shit storm of catastrophic proportions. Originally coined by The Ratliff Brothers.

If the boss finds out you called in sick and went to the beach all day it'll be the poopocalypse.

If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.

by DaveNW May 23, 2006