boondoggled

absolutely flabbergasted to the point that milk comes out of your nose

get boondoggled

by BorgRick December 21, 2022

boondoggle

Any activity, action, or circumstance that is an overwhelming waste of time, energy or resources.

"I think the laws governing age of consent are a complete boondoggle" -Luka "Aspire" Rolovik

by strockblock March 16, 2023

Poondangle

When a female hints at the possibility of sexual intercourse with not intention of following through.

Also, the leading cause of blue balls.

Wow, she really gave you to ol’ poondangle.

by Frank Melenthe March 3, 2024

Goondoggle

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

Beuken boondoggled

When u have taken so much beuken that u r completely boondoggled

Yo my slime I'm too beuken boondoggled rn

by Beuksnout machine August 31, 2020