planking

Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".

Damn son, you be planking?
You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.

by itgetsthehoseagain September 24, 2011

planking

A stupid "sport" invented by Australians, it involves lying on your stomach while holding a plank form. This is often attempted in dangerous places to prove that this lame sport is not so lame. A few people have died, yet people still go crazy for this "sport".

Kangaroo Australian: Hey lets go planking on dangerous things.

Koala Australian: Planking? You mean that stupid "sport" that Australians do where they lie on their stomachs and lay on weird things?

Kangaroo Australian: Yes, that "sport"

by SweatyBallSack June 9, 2011

Plunging

The act of saving someone's life when they are drowning or choking by repetitively thrusting one's penis in and out of the person's throat. The thrusting creates a plunging effect that forces the obstruction up the throat and out the mouth. This action is in no way sexual; it should only be used during times of grave danger.

Guy 1: Dude! Ellen was drowning at the pool today!

Guy 2: WHAT?! what happened?!?!?!

Guy 3:The lifeguard pulled her out of the water and started plunging her throat until she coughed up the water.

by 69HyungPaq June 25, 2010

plunkin

a scotish word for skipping school

wheres james today? oh he doesnt like double english so his plunkin

by cabbage! April 20, 2006

Planking

Planking is the art of lying down with a stiff body on any random object. Planking originated in Australia and has now become popular. Planking is an evolution of parkour, it is for people who cannot do parkour and want to look "cool" by taking pictures of themselves planking. Planking is pointless, if you want do something useful, learn parkour.

Kid: "Yo' check out this picture of me planking."

Friend: "Oh, you're cool."

Kid: "Thanks, I know."

by DoParkourDontPlank July 7, 2011

Planking

The act of laying in unusual spaces face down with your body completely straight, usually a sport between various women to see who gets the funniest plank, guess its something women are good at

Did you see chelsi's planking picture yesterday? She was laying in the street and got hit by a car, I guess women arent good at anything.

by Jesus[MuthaFucking]Christ July 19, 2011

Plucking the Grape from the Vine

Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.

Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

by Moose McNewmsy December 24, 2008