Parental figure of female gender

Yo mama

Yo I wanna visit your parental figure of female gender

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

Parentarded

When the stress/anxiety to even speak to your parents makes you less intelligent or a resultant conversation with your parents makes you more dumb.

1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”

2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”

by soconfused80 March 4, 2023

Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'

man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!

by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017

adult female parental unit

A smart ass way to mom mother etc

1.) adult female parental unit i would like a cookie.
2.) no adult female parental unit i won't clean my room.
3.) adult female parental unit I have combusted the place of ill.

by NOPEITYFUCKNO October 2, 2021

Zebra Placenta

substitution slang word for 'bull shit'

"Zebra Placenta! I told him about the concert three weeks ago!"

by James Bass March 20, 2003

parental guidance

The presence of a parent or an adult within earshot of a conversation that a teen is having with another teen with a topic they don't want the adults to know about.

while talking on the telephone:
Teen1:"So how was your date with the new hottie from school?"
Teen2:"Uhm...will tell you about it tomorrow..."
Teen1:"Oh! So there's parental guidance there now eh?"
Teen2:"Yup!"

by back2kcab May 9, 2009

placenta

A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.

Placenta also known as "afterbirth"

Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?

Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?

Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?

by Bradley Pitticus May 3, 2006