Piss Disc

A prank, prevalent in college dorm rooms, in which the prankster urinates into a disc (such as a plate or frisbee) and freezes it in his/her refrigerator. After the urine is frozen, the perpetrator carefully removes the frozen disc from the container and slides it underneath a victims door. The piss subsequently melts and leaves a gargantuan mess.

"Dude, I heard Joey egged your car last night!"
"It's okay, I'm going to hit him with a piss disc later."

by Ginger_Asshole February 2, 2014

piss up in a brewery

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.

"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"

by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

Piss Poor Shot

This definition refers to a guy's inability to aim his cock when he's taking a piss. This lack of skill is quite apparent when the perp is done and there are yellow pee stains on the toilet rim and floor. Some douche bags don't even bother to lift the toilet seat and piss all over it as well. Ya gotta wonder when you see pools of pee on the floor in front of a urinal only a few inches from a dude's dick how he can manage to fuck that process up. Perhaps some day somebody will patent crosshairs for dicks so a sporting guy can practice his marksmanship.

Guys; don't be a piss poor shot. Aim your cock like you aim your Glock! - And remember to flush!

by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

Lonely Pines

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.

I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.

by Whoreton March 17, 2010

Puppet piss

A puppet piss is when instead of holding your penis to piss, you pinch the skin on the top leaving your dick hanging like a puppet while you aim.

Just for fun, I did a puppet piss at the gas station.

by downwithopp November 12, 2012

sosi pisos

sosi pisos, which came from Russian language (rus.: соси писос), means "suck a dick": sosi - is a transliteration of the corresponding Russian word that is translated as "suck", and pisos - is a non-dictionary word which was coined by kids by transforming another Russian word "писюн" which could be translared in English as "prick", "pecker" or "penis".

Expression sosi pisos became very popular as a meme. It is usually printed on a picture of a grey stripped cat that has laid its paws at the wooden crossbow which is a piece of some kind of a house furniture, possibly a locker or table. Print "соси писос, мем" in Google and you will find at once a picture of that cat. Sometimes the original inscription "соси писос" at the cat's picture is replaced with "ты знаешь, что делать", that is translated as "you know what to do", that of course mean "suck a dick".

In a publick chat someone gives a picture of a "sosi pisos" cat with the inscription:
"Guys, look after a cat. I will come soon." Then those participant leaves the chat. This means that the person think the topic of the conversation is meaningless, and chat participants are assholes.

by Send Info August 25, 2018