Chipmunk Pinocchio

During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose

Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio

by LivinlikelLarry January 6, 2017

Reverse Pinocchio

When you fuck her from the inside and your penis is comming out from her vagina.

Dude, we pulled out reverse Pinocchio last night... its was sick

by cr8g October 23, 2018

Pinocchio Syndrome

When someone is such a fake person, or so subhuman, all they do or say is unrealistic, false, or a direct lie.

That chick was so fake (AKA had "Pinocchio Syndrome" so bad) that she looked like she would fall apart.

by Ubermensch-One March 28, 2025

Pinocchio, Is Helmut, Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi

Pinocchio, Is Helmut, Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi

Pinocchio, Is Helmut, Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Pinocchio's argument

Someone who does not know how to use the term strongman argument right when a straw man argument is supposed to be someone pretending to answer with facts but really not answering the question at all

Example a Pinocchio's argument is where one who is listing facts gets told by the other person that's a straw man argument even though facts were presented and a straw man argument cannot exist when there's facts presented because I true straw man argument is it's bad because it's bad with no facts given. However someone using the Pinocchio's argument is just ignoring the facts and pretending there is a straw man argument when it doesn't fit the criteria for a straw man argument. In other words the pretending and lying and misusing it just to win an argument because in their eyes it's not about whether the right or wrong it's just whether they win. Hence the Pinocchio's argument

by Meganfan1987 May 8, 2023

Pinocchio’s Nose

Another word for erection, boner.

The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.

When Frank saw that sexy college girl, he got a Pinocchio’s Nose.

Frank: look at the chick

Guy 2: she’s hot

Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…

Guy 2: me too!

by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 7, 2022

The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021