pineapples

Why are you looking up the definition of pineapple, go out outside for once

PINEAPPLES

by Dark Soul The Gay Demon February 22, 2018

Pineapple

How do you not know what a pineapple you fucking idiot

It is a pineapple you fucking idiot

by Cya mcblyat October 03, 2018

Pineapple

A yummy yellow fruit accompanied with spikes to protect itself. They are not too expensive.

Jimmy bought a pineapple for his wife.

"Ow! The pineapple juice splat into my eyes!" Jill screamed.

by probably a しょたこん February 01, 2018

pineapple

A word used by someone to disguise the name of the person they are talking about.

girl 1: OMGGGGG! look at pineapple.
girl2:oh hes so hot:
girl 3: Actually if you take your dialated fucking eyes away from pineapple and look at Strawberry maybe you will fall in love. AGAIN
girl 1,2 and 3: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HES SO FINEEEEEEEE
*all run to strawberry and "FAINT" on him

by (^▽^) ₮ⱧɆ Ø₦Ɇ ₳₦Đ Ø₦ⱠɎ!!!, ₮ɆɆ February 20, 2023

A Pineapple

-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.

Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016

pineapple

A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.

Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia

"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"

"Trev got a pineapple this morning"

by Tabasco Spitty December 01, 2011

Pineapple

Code word for butthole

I cut his pineapple in half with my dick

by Chaseinme October 12, 2020