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chilly pimp

A fake gangster; someone who thinks he's a part of the gang but really is just ridiculed and berated by all.
Yo you met that guy Ford yet? He's a real chilly pimp. He ain't shit.
by Anthony5432564365625 February 1, 2017
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Pimp'in Out (a car)

Related to the Smash hit MTV series, 'Pimp my Ride' where dodgy cars as done up in an attempt to make them super rides.
In general terms this refers to an individual doing up/Pimp'in Out (a car), i.e. new stereo, new exhaust, new paintwork, body kits, etc...
by Tim Grinder October 1, 2006
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Certainty Pimp

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009
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chili pimp

n. a pimp who is shivering because he only has one hoe in his stable.
This dude in the mall claimed he was pimping was big time, but he ain't nothing but a chili pimp.
by brookzbadazz April 21, 2009
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Candy Pimp

1. A man who preys on young women due to them being naive and impressionable.

2. An older, usually wealthy, homosexual man who enjoys the company of young muscular, physically superior men. Getting what he wants and controlling them through having affluence and promises of material things.
1. Kyle: Dude, Lester has mad women!

James: Man those are young girls, he is a Candy Pimp.

2. Osei: I saw this rich lookin white dude buyin this big ass scared lookin brotha a gang of clothes at the mall this weekend!

James: That white dude was a likely Candy Pimp!
by Insurv Pimp May 1, 2014
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Chili pimp

A young or inexperienced pimp with one hoe to his name.
That chili pimp ain't turned out to the game yet.
by Sum1ushouldknw June 13, 2018
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Cataclysmic puddle pimp event

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event
My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!
by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021
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