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poopsa

1. Short for poopsalot, generally referring to gastrointestinally impaired people who defecate or flatulate on a more frequent than average basis.
2. asspoop backwards, thus signifying someone who instead of playing with the fecal matter of his or her peers (as asspoops generally tend to do), imposes their own fecal matter or fart gases as something for all their friends to enjoy, usually accompanied by the mention of the word "safety"
3. An unstoppable force involving midichlorians, most of the acts described in South Park's "The poop that took a pee," a perverted goat, as well as, of course, Vegeta from the Dragon Ball Z series. It must be noted that only one man has been able to achieve mastery of such dark magic, the tricky and evil Mista Poopsa from Albert Reynold's most famous epic "The Way of the Poopsa," only to meet a horrid end at the hands of a cruel thief seeking revenge, as a harsh reminder that one should never trifle with such unspeakable acts of evil.
1. Jared is such a poopsa; I bet you if you lit a match in his house it would blow up.
2. Guy 1: Gosh this room reeks let me give you something to spice up the air.
Guy 2: Omg you fucking poopsa, doorknob.
Guy 1: Hah too bad I'm wearing my safety belt.
3. Gosh that was quite an asspocalypse that Howard pulled off there. If he eats a few more tacos he should be well on his way to mastering the poopsa.
by MisterDot April 17, 2010
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Poopsack

A sack of poop.

Something you say out of frustration. "Wow what a Poopsack!"

Jaden Scott is a huge poopsack.
Kids in my class are poopsacks
by qwertyisabella May 22, 2011
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poopscalator

"Man, I wish they had some more poopscalators around here!"
by Forty Two January 13, 2008
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everybody poops

the greatest book ever, ages 2 and up. tells young children about the defecation cycle or . . . whatever it's called, it's an awesome book
EVERYBODY POOPS WENT TO GO PLAY ON THE SWINGSET

- random sentence use . . . . . good book -
by bagpipehustler July 30, 2006
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Phosphorus

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.
Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.
by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009
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double poops

When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.
"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."
by GeneralGorlock June 19, 2018
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air poops

A really bad fart that smells like poop but no poop is present. Sometimes followed by poop sweats and then the poop chills.
Dude did you just poop your pants!?!?

No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!
by daaangdude January 7, 2012
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