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Cell Phone Stretch

A common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception. While attempting to send a text message, a student may need to discreetly reach skyward and pretend that they need to stretch their arms in order to get that one necessary bar of reception. A cell phone stretch can last anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds and may be repeated as many times as necessary.

This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:

1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
Guy 1: Dude is your shoulder ok? You hurt it lifting?

Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
by classroomtexter October 8, 2009
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Phone skitzophrenic

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.
Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010
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phone sex

Were Two People Are On The Phone And There Both Moaning To Each And There Both Masterbating
Me: Omg I Had The Best Phone Sex Last Night With Craig
Mate: Omg You Had Phone Sex With Him Again!!
Me : Yeah!
by *emo chick* January 15, 2006
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phone sex virgin

If getting pussy in person wasn't good enough for a lover, then phone sex can suffice for some. If you have never had phone sex before, you are one of these
This kid is a total phone sex virgin. He hasnt even called 1-800-BOOBIES
by 18inches June 24, 2010
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Phone Sax

The act of playing the saxaphone to someone over the telephone...
Dude..thats was some really epic phone sax we just had..you are a musical god
by zero the hedgehog January 11, 2012
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phone sex

something that is real and doesn't make you lame, ugly, obese, non-sociable, etc. Itz pretty much fucking amazing
Girl: Wanna have phone sex three times tonight?
Boy: Maybe two my dick hurts
Girl: Pussy ass jew
Boy:I love you baby
Girl:I love you too :)
by awesometerrifficamazingcoolbad February 5, 2010
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Phone Spam

When a person or company voice-recording repeatedly calls you to sell you something or harass you, often resulting in a higher phone bill.
*phone rings at Tom's house*
Tom= Hello?
Caller= Hello... Would you be interested in buying one of our great products???.....

*Tom Hangs up the phone*

This happens repeatedly to Tom
Wat a great example of Phone Spam
by Optikmik3 March 12, 2007
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