Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.
“Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
by Korfi8267 September 8, 2019

A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.
Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".
by QuacksO April 15, 2025

When you are really tired and you fall a sleep almost instantly, because you where really high or on some other shit.
Like a sleep that is caused from a drug, normally weed.
Like a sleep that is caused from a drug, normally weed.
"Ah I'm pezing"
"I really need to pez"
"Sorry I pezed last night"
"Dude no your pezing"
"Don't pez on me"
"I really need to pez"
"Sorry I pezed last night"
"Dude no your pezing"
"Don't pez on me"
by crazychickthatwontshutup April 1, 2020

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

pc1 "hey man u going to pez con 1?"
z " ye maybz will it b good?"
pc1 " yes!!!! it uses 17% of the worlds electricity!"
z " really /?"
z " ye maybz will it b good?"
pc1 " yes!!!! it uses 17% of the worlds electricity!"
z " really /?"
by peradri April 20, 2011

by syzygium September 28, 2024
