A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.
I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!
We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.
I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!
We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.
I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!
by BlueCollar69 June 04, 2023
perkin-Is gay
by djkrfuthfndfg April 30, 2021
perkin is very bad
by mm uime drifted June 29, 2021
by NFGoffroad July 03, 2022
someone who swears they know everything and also has to know everyone’s business. they always swear they’re down but flake/bitch out. always stingy with money, rarely pay you back. swears they get bitches but often times is a virgin. they’re a square but always try and act hard. Also referred to as Perch Perkins.
by G6Saitin March 21, 2022
Popularized by The BIG A.K., “Perkin It” can be used is various situations to express displeasure in one’s actions
The BIG AK - “Yo B stop perkin it”
Person 2 - “What the hell is perkin it”
The BIG AK - “…….”
Person 2 - “…….”
The BIG AK - “Word to folk n fam B pipe down”
Person 2 - “What the hell is perkin it”
The BIG AK - “…….”
Person 2 - “…….”
The BIG AK - “Word to folk n fam B pipe down”
by baba goura May 09, 2024
by El Caydo January 21, 2022