Scott perkins

An illusive man ,lives in over 16 countries ,smooth as silk ,loves to wear the most shittest marks and Spencer black faux leather gloves ,could be described as a hit man. Enjoys wetgerspoons daily and enjoys an Iranian hooked once a while

Hey man is that Scott perkins ??..how do u know its him ??? ....its definitely him cos no other fucker would be seen dead with them shite leather look gloves

by the beesting December 20, 2022

Dan Perkins

A very sexy beast who supports ipswich town and likes to shag Bayli Flack behind Portman Road stadium. He has a 15 inch cock and has a girl called Kacie Smith who is obsessed with him.

I wish I was a Dan Perkins

by KKKshagger69 March 23, 2022

Avery Perkins

Avery’s the best friend anyone could have. She’s so nice and gorgeous. Every single boy who’s ever existed has had a crush on her, because she’s so pretty and thicc. She’s also a vsco girl. Ilysm Avery.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Dang she’s hottt
Lee: Yeah that’s Avery Perkins, she’s my best friend

(Guy lee has a crush on): I wanna be her boyfriend

Lee: *sigh*

by Eleanor2025 July 17, 2019

Perkins

someone who swears they know everything and also has to know everyone’s business. they always swear they’re down but flake/bitch out. always stingy with money, rarely pay you back. swears they get bitches but often times is a virgin. they’re a square but always try and act hard. Also referred to as Perch Perkins.

Rick - yo let’s smoke up
Lonni - bet. mason finna shoot through?
Rick - nah, he a perkins

by G6Saitin March 21, 2022

Perkins ohio

People who don't know how to drive but to make up for that they have a good sports team.

I almost got hit by some ape driving a car yesterday in Perkins ohio.

by El Caydo January 21, 2022

Perkins Moment

After telling a joke or trying to be funny, and no one laughs.

Person 1: Knock Knock.
Person 2: Who there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad to see me.
*No one laughs*

Person 3: Ooooo...Perkins moment.

by ThatChick? July 15, 2011

Matthew Perkins

A reaaaaally ugly 'red' head, more orange. lives near regina

wooah did u see that ugly red head?

Yess his name is Matthew Perkins

by sk8terlater100000 July 9, 2009