petrooding

Hey scarlett I know your reading this

Scarlett is so swaggy I was petrooding her

by Scarletts bff is jen heg July 20, 2021

Periodisty

PERIODISTY is a word that means a girl that loves pooping

I have a PERIODISTY when I’m alone ….

by Period_ November 3, 2022

Periodic Collective

A secret word which people who have never felt the loving touch of a woman use to identify and communicate with each other. It means they have no rizz.

"Yo, Sally just said she's part of the periodic collective"
"Oh, that's obvious. She literally said she had a crush on Nick Wilde from zootopia a while back."

by skillabe December 24, 2022

periodness

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.

Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.

by Operative Hatching Lion May 9, 2023

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

Periodist.

Term used to describe discrimination against separate periods in a school day, such as one assignment being assigned to one class and not the other.

Person 1: Dude, our science teacher is periodist.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: He didn't give your class the assignment, but he gave us it.
Person 2: Yeah, that is kinda periodist.

by deltuhhsharter February 21, 2024