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triple crown of penetration 

within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"

the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices

if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up
It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)

double penetration 

Simultanious penetration of a women's vagina and anus by two men
double penetration by Dr. Porn September 4, 2003

penistrate 

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.
I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.
penistrate by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

double penetration 

one in the pink and one in the stink

i just got double penetration from these two hot guys!
double penetration by dpqueen November 28, 2006

Penetration Specialist 

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.
Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!
Penetration Specialist by Kowulz January 13, 2008

penetrode 

A trode, able to penetrate someone's cornhole

Popularized in the Office Space movie. Peter Gibbons mistaken it for the name of the company.
My life at Penetrode, or What did you do for the company
penetrode by dildo777 January 16, 2019