Pelvic Sneezing

Slang term for masturbating with paper tissue.

Friend: "For once I am using paper tissue the way it was intended."

Me: "For masturbating?"

Friend: "For sneezing, not pelvic sneezing!"

by HonseIGuess July 30, 2024

Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

pelvic associate

A significant other with whom you have sexual relations.

I once made the mistake of attempting to teach my pelvic associate how to speak a second language.

by bobsyouruncle68 June 22, 2011

Pelvic partners

Two people who are fucking the same person.

I.e. if one person is fucking another person, who is also being fucked separately by another person. The first and last mentioned persons are "pelvic partners".

Josh and Sebastion are pelvic partners.

by necrophillis December 10, 2016

Pelvic Flatulence

When you hit or irritate the balls so much that you start farting radically and spontaneously.

“John did you hear that Eric got Pelvic Flatulence?”
“Wow that must fucking suck.”

by Nick Asltey August 5, 2021

Pelvically inclined

One who cannot dance without repeated pelvic thrusting, gyrating and general sexiness.

Yungblud had all the ladies attention last night, he is certainly pelvically inclined!

by Momsolo69 September 12, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025