pexting

texting while pooping

girl: we've only been dating 2 months, i don't think we're on the level of openly pexting yet

guy: damn. bj?

by essdubz July 9, 2010

pexting

When a male sends a picture of his penis to another person.

Girl 1: "Hey, what you looking at?"

Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"

Girl 1: "How's he looking?"

Girl 2: "Not great..."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"

by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011

petting the pussy

female masturbation

Sandra couldn't answer the door because she was busy petting the pussy.

by joni September 20, 2003

heavy petting

Accidentally snapping someone's neck while stroking their hair

We have a heavy petting victim

by adoorable door January 9, 2015

plating the lamb

The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.

The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.

I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.

by SweetGirl17 June 26, 2009

two way petting zoo

an amazing idea by jim halpert: you pet the animals, they pet you back

hey charles, wanna go to a two way petting zoo?

by klofish105 June 14, 2018

Petting the White Rhino

a slang term used for doing cocaine through the rectum.

"Dave Breedlove likes Petting the White Rhino while on holiday in Caracas."

by Cris Cotner May 28, 2008