peanut

The act of ejaculating and urinating in a woman at the same time.

She was so ready to go, I didn't even piss before we started f*cking; wonder if she could tell I peanutted in her.

by AnXS July 20, 2009

peanut

the tytest girl at hse

peanut is so tyte to hang out with

by peanut March 3, 2004

Peanuts

1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.

1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.

by СукаБлять May 28, 2015

peanut

a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself

Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself

by Ares708 June 8, 2016

peanut

a type of nut that elephants like!

www.discovery.com/area/skinnyon/skinnyon970212/gallery/peanut.gif

by Peanutluva1507 March 14, 2009

peanut

A small testies like freds

Fred put some pants on

by Fred February 21, 2003

peanuts

A slang for a woman's nipples

Steve over here is allergic to peanuts. He tends to get rashes.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005