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peanut

The act of ejaculating and urinating in a woman at the same time.
She was so ready to go, I didn't even piss before we started f*cking; wonder if she could tell I peanutted in her.
by AnXS July 20, 2009
mugGet the peanutmug.

peanut

the tytest girl at hse
peanut is so tyte to hang out with
by peanut March 3, 2004
mugGet the peanutmug.

peanut

a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself
Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself
by Ares708 June 8, 2016
mugGet the peanutmug.

Peanuts

1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.
1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.
by СукаБлять May 28, 2015
mugGet the Peanutsmug.

peanut

a type of nut that elephants like!
www.discovery.com/area/skinnyon/skinnyon970212/gallery/peanut.gif
by Peanutluva1507 March 14, 2009
mugGet the peanutmug.

peanut

by Fred February 21, 2003
mugGet the peanutmug.

peanuts

Steve over here is allergic to peanuts. He tends to get rashes.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005
mugGet the peanutsmug.

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