patron on ice

patron is tequila so this means tequila on ice

give me a shot of patron on ice

by urmomsdad December 21, 2008

patronize

Talking to someone as if they were ignorant or stupid. Often said after a sarcastic statement.

Fox: Evening gents, Did we lose something?

Wolf: Don't patronize me, I know where your allegiance lies.

by ThaddeusTheThird April 11, 2006

patroning

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

Payton

Payton is the most hottest, funniest and caring person you'll ever meet! She is know to be extremely athletic and is a complete boy magnet. And damn is she talented, probably why she is usually so popular.( will probably become famous and win Miss.Universe)

Guy: "wow"
Other Guy: "Ooh did u see Payton"
Guy: yeah 😍

by That Girl🔥❤️ November 23, 2016

patron

A highly expensive tequila

I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas

by Hooey Vegetation Squash May 21, 2006

patron

an expensive of tequila

What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush

by G-Reg B. May 17, 2006

payton

Someone who is very flexible and open to new and unexplored activities. Very sexy, and undeniable. Nympho.

Payton is very good in bed. Payton will try any new position.

by Sona Baby January 12, 2008