in.com/patible

Not compatible online; incapable of harmonious online coexistance, regardless of compatibility offline. Generally useful in terms of social networking, message board, or e-mail communications.

Although we were good enough of friends in real life, we soon realized that we were in.com/patible and had to take our relationship entirely offline.

by Girlyboo August 22, 2011

PATHist

A PATHist is an ill-mannered sub-human (which could be a troll, white-trash, Al Sharpton Racist, Sex-in-the-Cidiot female, dumb-ass Third-Worlder, etc.), who have to crowd onto the PATH train in NYC/NJ with no regard for personal space or respect of other people. A PATHist is easily identified as having to be the first to get a seat on the train; refusal to remove rediculously pretentious-looking backpacks that only a terrorist or moon-bound astronaut could love; crazed look in their eyes (probably did not yet have their morning coffee); and, finally, everything they do during the commute must be asses-to-elbows in your face (or other body part).

"Look at that dumb-ass PATHist trying to be the first one onto the train!"

by Risk-Taker December 6, 2006

Pathianism

1. Any phrase that has an underlying sexual meaning - regardless of meaning.

2. To take any phrase and "edit" it slightly to have a sexual meaning.

3. Any phrase which purely sexual in meaning.

4. The combination of 2 or more innocent words into a sexual word sometimes with odd meanings or sounds.

1. I'd like to take you somewhere.......now thats a pathianism

2. I'd like to take you to my bed......now thats a pathianism

3. I'd like to take you.......now thats a pathianism

4. Front & Bottom = Frontbottom......now thats a pathianism

by Giffer September 19, 2006

negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

by vernon February 3, 2004

trying my patience

1) Used when a specific person is so ignorant and hard-headed to your side of the story to the point that you can't stand it anymore. You have been patient and you have been trying to explain to them that what happened is something trivial, but they still don't get it after all this time. In other words, you get pissed off at the fact that they can't let go of stupid shit.

2) Someone that has been bugging you so much that you just want to kick their ass.

First definition is self-explanatory.

Second definition:

*at school*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hey.
Dave: What are you doing?
Jeff: Studying for my History test.
Dave: You wanna play baseball with me and my friends?
Jeff: Sorry, I have a whole lot of work to do.

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hi again...
Dave: What are you doing now?
Jeff: Still studying for my History test!
Dave: We're having another game of baseball. What to come?
Jeff: I still got a shitload of work to do!
Dave: Oh okay. See ya!

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey there Jeff!
Jeff: *gets really annoyed* Yo....What is it now?
Dave: I was just checking to see what you're doing.
Jeff: If you haven't noticed already, I'm still studying for my classes.
Dave: Do you want to play another game of-
Jeff: You're trying my patience right now, Dave! I really need to pass my classes, and you bugging me isn't helping!

by Miu-Miu-Miu December 30, 2009

Patioing

The act of going out for drinks on a patio. Patioing is an awesome summer activity

I love patioing in the summer!

by TheRomanianOnHorsedreamer February 7, 2010

Patio Chimp

A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.

Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.

by Corey, Trevor, smokes lets go January 29, 2015