A manuever in which a tube sock (or any sock for that matter) is ejaculated into by a group of men and is then it's contents are squeezed out of the tip into a girl's or girls mouth/s.
The sock is meant to act as the "pastry bag," and it's contents the icing.
The sock is meant to act as the "pastry bag," and it's contents the icing.
by El Diablo Maximus January 23, 2007
Get the Pastry Bagmug. A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.
Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!
Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?
Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.
Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?
Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.
by jayjay230 May 22, 2008
Get the danish pastrymug. Any person who takes great pleasure in one of the following acts to another person's pastry...either by penetrating with fingers or another part of the body, or by throwing at a wall at mach-3 to implode it. This person's malicious intent to defile your precious pastries, and his indulgance for piligining your innocent desires for one bite of your chocolate muffin make this individual a pastry pirate!
by Muzz7297 October 9, 2008
Get the Pastry Piratemug. Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.
by The Azor April 25, 2007
Get the pastry pitchingmug. by Graves And That..... March 22, 2009
Get the Lool Pastrymug. by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 25, 2004
Get the pastry fuckermug. by Anonymous September 29, 2003
Get the Rodgers Pastrymug.