poverty pasta

Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.

Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.
It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!
by collegenoodle March 26, 2011
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horse pasta

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,
Tyler likes horse pasta...
by Churchyard cock sucker January 27, 2016
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Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it
“Eww have you tried shed pasta
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”
by TheUnderlyingTruthBabes December 31, 2018
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Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole
Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man
by Eddie green April 03, 2022
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Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.
$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.
by PJ_W January 23, 2010
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mr pasta

mr pasta is marrying willy wonka and they are going to the chocolate factory to meet sans undertale and they are all besties.
by zanyface December 25, 2021
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pasta sweats

After one eats a large amount of pasta, they may experience an uncomfortably smelly and putrid smell dripping from their body. It's like sweat, but different.
I ate too much ramen and now I gotta deal with the pasta sweats.
by HmDah July 04, 2018
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