A bureaucrat that wastes money and drains resources from society. They are quite common in countries all over the world.
When a bureaucrat was giving a speech about how much work the government was getting done, I yelled, "Get off the stage you bureaucratic parasite!" They always lie and act like the government is working efficiently.
by BureaucraticParasite February 20, 2017
Get the bureaucratic parasite mug.1. What happens when one kills all of their brain cells as a result of being a spoiled child.
2. An action deemed worthy of the Darwin Award.
2. An action deemed worthy of the Darwin Award.
by Sara A. September 7, 2008
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one of the coolest kid and prob one of the good lookin indian kids, loves music, works on his hair more than he does homework, nice to pple, gets called guido even though hes not italian lol..
by HAHAh lol July 1, 2009
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The celebrity who attracts attention for some reason.
The celebrity who attracts attention for some reason.
by makoto0631 July 28, 2007
Get the paris hilton mug.Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?
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Get the [Paris Hilton] mug.Paris is a brave girl and will not cry in front of people if she’s hurt she’s very pretty and is quite depressed she loves people who are happy and joyful she doesn’t like people that are bullies and if she can will help as much as she can she’s funny,cheeky,nervous,kind,careing,loving anything you’ll ever want
She will trust you with anything and will trust anyone but if you tell her secrets she will probably beat you up if I was lucky to find a Paris I would never let her go she will love you till you die as long as you don’t break her heat she doesn’t expect the world from you boys she just wants love
She will trust you with anything and will trust anyone but if you tell her secrets she will probably beat you up if I was lucky to find a Paris I would never let her go she will love you till you die as long as you don’t break her heat she doesn’t expect the world from you boys she just wants love
by BillyTt February 12, 2019
Get the Paris mug.1. One who attaches oneself to another person or group of people solely for the the purpose of raising one's own social status. Unfortunately diagnosis of having a social parasite can be made only after discovering that you have already been used, abused, and drained of all your resources. Once a social parasite has been discovered it quickly moves on and attaches itself to another victim. The cycle continues indefinitely as the parasite never achieves the social status it so badly desires.
2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.
3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.
3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
"I woke up this morning and realized I spent $300 last night, didn't get laid, and then found that social parasite still on my couch. He had the nerve to ask me to drop him off a half hour away and then asked for money when he got out of the car."
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