ethan palmer

A me me who can be very smelly at times

Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool June 10, 2019

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Arnold Palmer

(1): A half iced-tea half lemonade drink created by the Arizona drink company. You can find them at most 7-11's, just ask the Muslim guy working there.
(2): A sexual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of jizz and saliva in the overjoyed victim's mouth.

Friend 1: Did you hear what Gavin did over the weekend?
Friend 2: No, what?
Friend 1: He finally got tired of t-bagging and gave Megan the good ol' Arnold Palmer. Good man.
Friend 2: Dang......I tried to do that yesterday but turns out the bitch has herpes.

by marklikeslittleboys July 16, 2011

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Steaming Palmer

A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.

Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.

by Mateo Incognito July 2, 2008

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Zane Palmer

An asshole who goes on YouTube to spoil movies for people in the comment section of YouTube. You can usually identify a Zane Palmer by his queer ass profile pic. He usually only takes side profile pics in a lame ass attempt to seem inquisitive.

That bastard decided to be a real Zane Palmer and post the ending to The Force Awakens in the YouTube comment section.

by IHateYouTubeSpoilers March 25, 2017

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