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Palestined

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

Attacking someone unprovoked, and then playing victim when they defend themself.
The crow palestined the Robin's nest.
Palestined by Ascand December 16, 2024

Palestined (v) 

Taking something that isn’t yours and shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
I Palestined (v) this nest.
Palestined (v) by Byrdy July 14, 2024

got Palestined

When someone repetitively provokes a fight and cries victim when he keeps losing it double the amount of the initial provocation.
He tried to punch Jack in the eye but got Palestined in both (eyes).
got Palestined by vugatti October 28, 2023

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.
Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

Palpatined 

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.
Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."
Palpatined by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009

Palestinian chicken

Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.
That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.