A small, very small, island southeast of the US. It is peice a shit country and is US's biach. They are so proud they are leaning towards being GAY with eachother. They add
-ito to the end of everything and are selfish and ignorant.
-ito to the end of everything and are selfish and ignorant.
2 people from Puerto Rico speakin
Joselito: Carlito, ur the mejoritoist person ever, cuz ur puertorican!
Carlito: No joselito u are!!
( Joselito and Carlito kiss)
Joselito: Carlito, ur the mejoritoist person ever, cuz ur puertorican!
Carlito: No joselito u are!!
( Joselito and Carlito kiss)
by Gmoney92 June 05, 2007
La isla del encanto. If its so beautiful and enchanted then perhaps ricans should go back. Puerto Rico is an econmic burden to the United States allowing the wild and crazy proud natives to freely wander into the united states (primarily florida) and ruin our lives. They are loud and obnoxious creatures that fail to shut up. As entry #5 stated, they are becoming an infestation. So much so that over 300 of them have negatively thumbed the previous entry.
Boricua "Whuat is de mattel officel?"
Police Officer "I'm giving you a citation for incorrect use of the english language despite being politically American"
Boricua "But how ju stop my car to tell me dat i haf a problema espeaking if ju no hear me talk before ju stop me?"
Police Officer "Well the reason I first stopped you was to cite you for the obstruction of safe driving"
Boricua "Whatchu mean officel?"
Police Officer "That damn giant puerto rican flag covering your entire windshield is a driving hazard dumbass! stupid proud ricans! I hate Puerto Rico."
Police Officer "I'm giving you a citation for incorrect use of the english language despite being politically American"
Boricua "But how ju stop my car to tell me dat i haf a problema espeaking if ju no hear me talk before ju stop me?"
Police Officer "Well the reason I first stopped you was to cite you for the obstruction of safe driving"
Boricua "Whatchu mean officel?"
Police Officer "That damn giant puerto rican flag covering your entire windshield is a driving hazard dumbass! stupid proud ricans! I hate Puerto Rico."
by We hate Carlos December 17, 2006
Loudest people on earth. The most sexiest and dopest people you can get. Crazy but trustworthy. One of the best races out here. Get you a Puerto Rican.
by Ilanna leandra s. June 26, 2017
a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping
by jingleballs April 23, 2006
verb. To have a Puerto Rican go crazy on you for your wrong doings. Most likely your parent(s). When one is "Puerto Rican'd", they may be screamed at and/or beaten with whatever is in arm's reach. Usually commited without hearing the victim's defense.
Gabe: "Mom, I failed english."
Mom: (screaming) "I always knew you were stupid! I should've aborted you! You worthless piece of shit!"
*Beats Gabe with a lamp*
(therefore, Gabe's mom "Puerto Rican'd" him.
Mom: (screaming) "I always knew you were stupid! I should've aborted you! You worthless piece of shit!"
*Beats Gabe with a lamp*
(therefore, Gabe's mom "Puerto Rican'd" him.
by lunamar February 05, 2011
by Kurt Menosky January 13, 2004
(N) Variation of traditional motorboat (loose-lipped shaking of one's face between breasts while making motorboat sound), whereby one motorboats a woman's ass(preferably a Puerto Rican stripper's ass).
I woke up this morning and totally remembered Puerto Rican motorboating 2 strippers at Frenchy's last night.
by Odiggz July 21, 2013