Playing pool with a piece of rope

When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.

Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?

Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.

by Mikey R July 21, 2007

California Car Pool

When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.

Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. "Want me to drive?" "Nah, we better California Car Pool in case the new servers zonk out."

by David Turnbull January 9, 2009

barrymore pool party

bar.ry.more po.ol par.ty \'ba:re-mor po-l pa'ti-*s\ aj. (descrp. fr. phrase) 1: a party, concert or any prevalent social assemblage which is particularly stimulating and exciting. In reference to Micheal Barrymore, an English bummer TV presenter at who's party a male prostitute was found dead in a swimming pool with several different objects up his arse. 2: see barrymore 3: see going off.

1: "Fuckin hell this party is wicked its going off like barrymore's pool party!"

by jim December 24, 2004

dropping the kids off at the pool

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl

Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by tanima May 20, 2004

Drop my kids off at the pool

Taking a shit.

Be right back have to drop my kids off at the pool.

by Highflyr April 6, 2003

UD Pool Room

Urban Dictionary Pool Room

A seperate folder one creates in their Email when a quality Urban Dictionary definition arrives in their inbox.

Darryl Kerrigan: This Urban Word of the Day‏ is going straight to the UD Pool Room.

by davo78 June 8, 2009

Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003