by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017
While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
by Slaughterhouse April 17, 2007
probably one of, if not, the best ac/dc songs ever. it is certainly the most underappriciated ac/dc song. most diehard ac/dc fans havent even heard of it, despite it being the last song on Back in Black.
dude, rock and roll aint noise pollution is fo show. go listen to it, man! its #10 on Back in Black!
by acdc4ever April 17, 2009
A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.
Also UP can be a unit.
Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).
by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 12, 2018
Decaying physical or mental state of an individual. Also signifies decline in previously able function E.g sharpness, humour
Bilbo Baggins was polluted at the end of Lord of the Rings. His body and mind was off the scales polluted and he needed to get on that boat.
by Pollutedman August 19, 2024
by Poop Tex December 31, 2015
Universal Pollution, literally, refers to a kind of pollution that is affecting the whole world. It can be anykind of pollution, often not referring to environmental pollution or any environmental issues. People will not compete for Universal Pollution and its supply is far greater than its demand (probably no demand), scarcity will not occur. People would like to get rid of Universal Pollution. People would prefer less of them. It has a negative price and it is with a negative value to the consumer. Therefore, Universal Pollution is a kind of bads (opposite of economic goods).
We should get rid of Universal Pollution.
by sugar_cane October 23, 2018