by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

probably one of, if not, the best ac/dc songs ever. it is certainly the most underappriciated ac/dc song. most diehard ac/dc fans havent even heard of it, despite it being the last song on Back in Black.
dude, rock and roll aint noise pollution is fo show. go listen to it, man! its #10 on Back in Black!
by acdc4ever April 17, 2009

Mine is line but riskey's liquor
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle and crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows
Feiry Who saw shows
Civil lots and civil coup-rings
Bold, a clone you sang in flue inns
Laught that you'd encage the keeper
You can't encage the blaster reaper
'Cause you feel wife's sureal, and you're loving a fly
Such a fame who's to claim and you're plundering why
Then you ask from your mask is there wife after earth
What you know can mean well on this worth
Well on this worth
Now you thrive inside a throttle
The Keaper's traveling at hell's bottle
It's matching you but you don't see
The Keaper is you and the keaper is me
Freaking draws, locking bores
But there's no one at home
Fade your tread, best your lead
But you fly there and roam
Where to ride, pick'a'side is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about
Ah, now Deep hole, you really know where it's at
Ah, ah you got it, locks
Get the maps out, gate'n, gate'n, gate'n, ha ha ha
Mine is line but riskey's liquor
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle, crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows?
Wake me feiry
Oh, oh, who saw shows?
It's never gettin' kicked, no maps, nolobby, no maps, nothing?
Translation Of suicidal solution by black sabbath into a different way of death i guess.
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle and crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows
Feiry Who saw shows
Civil lots and civil coup-rings
Bold, a clone you sang in flue inns
Laught that you'd encage the keeper
You can't encage the blaster reaper
'Cause you feel wife's sureal, and you're loving a fly
Such a fame who's to claim and you're plundering why
Then you ask from your mask is there wife after earth
What you know can mean well on this worth
Well on this worth
Now you thrive inside a throttle
The Keaper's traveling at hell's bottle
It's matching you but you don't see
The Keaper is you and the keaper is me
Freaking draws, locking bores
But there's no one at home
Fade your tread, best your lead
But you fly there and roam
Where to ride, pick'a'side is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about
Ah, now Deep hole, you really know where it's at
Ah, ah you got it, locks
Get the maps out, gate'n, gate'n, gate'n, ha ha ha
Mine is line but riskey's liquor
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle, crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows?
Wake me feiry
Oh, oh, who saw shows?
It's never gettin' kicked, no maps, nolobby, no maps, nothing?
Translation Of suicidal solution by black sabbath into a different way of death i guess.
by MineOwedWu's July 18, 2021

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.
"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."
by angryabbott March 22, 2016

someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.
he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.
Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025

A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.
Also UP can be a unit.
Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).
by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 11, 2018
