Math Playground

That site you fuck around with in school

Hey bro, you wanna go play some Math Playground? Ms. Hub's work is shit.

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022

Pimp on the Playground

A grade-schooler (preferably ages 5-10) that dresses nicely and gets all the girls.

Little Tim will be the pimp on the playground when he wears these clothes.

by Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite January 16, 2018

playground kid

This kid is the one who loiters around the playground alone and talks to anyone who comes by. Typically, their hair is unkempt, their clothes are dirty and there is never a parent around.

Ugh. Didn't feel like talking but this playground kid followed me around the park as if I was his new best friend.

by afillo July 18, 2009

Katie's Playground

A small plot of land consisting of land owner, with a mild case of retardation and sickle cell anemia

Man, I feel bad for everybody who has to play at Katie's Playground.

by topher piner January 31, 2008

Playground Posse

A gang of 3 kids (sometimes up to 10), who wander around Smithton and Sedalia Missouri. They can usually be found in Wal-Mart, parks, playgrounds (picking on children, hence the name Playground Posse), or each others houses doing stupid, funny, crazy, insane things. They all have their own look and each are unique in their own way. The Playground Posse were formed on October 31st 2006 after their leader Peter "PK" Cooper stripped his clothes off and danced around in the hall at his locker, he was hailed as a "hero" and "revolutionary" upon his return to school and to the Playground Posse. The Playground Posse is still going strong to this day. Although they have matured very much they still do many funny things and make hot chicks giggle their pants off.

The Playground Posse is made of:
Peter "PK" Cooper
Caleb "The Jackhammer"
Dakota "The Afro Ninja"

The Playground Posse are also capable of cutting your head off with an axe while riding a dirt bike, four wheeler, or three wheeler at a high speed while wearing a speedo.
The Playground Posse will pwn all your asses into the next decade with their unbeatable style of awesomeness if you cross their path.

Don't fuck with the Playground Posse, unless your a hot chick then they'll face fuck you and cum in your throat and then ass rape you until you pass out.

guy 1: The Playground Posse is coming down the street.

guy 2: Oh shit, run for it man.

guy 1 gets decapitated by the Playground Posse who are riding badass dirt bikes and four wheelers.

Guy 2 who gets hit right in the dick by an axe and dies from the pain of being a dickless freak.

Playground Posse in unison, "bitches got pwnd!"

by PCD1444 December 15, 2008

Satan's Playground

1. A place where the community's lowest common demoninator go to purchase items such as guns, ammo, knives, chainsaws, hammers, and groceries. The one place where you cannot purchase any music that has what their corporate masters believe to be offensive language.

2. Walmart.

Bubba #1: "Damn, I gots to get me some ammo so I can shoot something to cook tomorrow."
Bubba #2: "Dis late at night, you gots to get your ass down to the Walmart."
Bubba #1: "Satan's Playground? Hells Yeah! I can get me some Blue Ribbon and find me a fat hog to try to find my dick tonight."

by The DGNR8 January 11, 2013

playground extraction specialist

1. Another name for a pedophile
2. A person who needs to be thrown into a woodchiper

Send that fucking playground extraction specialist to the woodchiper.

STAB STAB STAB STAAAAAAAB you fucking playground extraction specialist.

by Jd_fan October 6, 2023