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Playstation Network

Sony's online gaming platform, first released at the end of the Playstation 2's lifetime, now standard on all Playstation 3's. Unlike xbox users, who have to pay around $50 a year for xbox live, PSN is absolutely free of charge. PSN is about equal to live overall. PSN lacks a couple features, such as avatars and party chat, but PSN makes up for it because it has no modorators, no getting banned, and ITS FREE!!!!
Xbox Fan: Dude i wanna go home and play online, but my subscription ran out and i got banned for three weeks because i said "buttcheeks".

PS3 Fan: Aww too bad, I'm going to go home and play for free on Playstation Network, and not get banned on the technologically superior gaming system!
by Dave Pearman June 5, 2010
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Playstation 4

The Single Greatest Invention ever, besides the Playstation 5
Dude 1: Hey Man I just got a Playstation 3

Dude 2: Man That thing is so Atari I got a Playstation 4

Dude 3: Y'all Both Suck i got a PS5

Dude 2: Man that ain't out yet
by titanfan16 March 7, 2010
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Playstation 3

A ----ing exspensive but state of the art game console.
Dude #1:Look I got a Playstation 3!
Dude #2:Cool! Can I play?
Dude #1:No this thing costs more than you.
Dude #2:---- off.
by Unfergalicous July 5, 2007
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Playstation players

GayStation players are just tryhard no life little dicks vigins. They try so hard to win at every game that they ignore the real world. They are as shitty as the playstation 4 most are fat and smell like fish and talk shit behind the screen when dying but when com to real life they shit themselves and cry for mommy. Xbox players are like gods compared to them. Also most players have foreskin .0000001 centimeter dicks and probably watch lolicon / porn in the attic and or basement of their parents or grandparents house.
Since we are both Playstation players lets go back to my house and suck each others chodes. And watch lolicon
by XBOXNIBBAS December 30, 2019
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PlayStation Plus

by Weindigo May 14, 2021
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playstation 3

"Hey Bobby, I just got my playstation 3."

"Man that junk is so Atari. My buddy just got a prototype of the playstation 4 he bootlegged in from Japan off a fishing boat. You should see the graphics!"
by rocketman1 September 22, 2006
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Playstation Notwork

A period of time in 2011 when the PSN got hacked and for lack of better terms, "didn't work".
This event is the closest we have had to an apocalypse; nerds raged for weeks on end, some switched to xbox...and in extreme cases, some hung themselves in their basement. But some got lives and actually got out of the house.
"Playstation network? Nah man it's more like Playstation Notwork."
LMAO
by THSxXxOakleyxXx June 18, 2011
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